Here Dean's Top Ten list on the
"Ways, I, Howard Dean, can turn things around."
- Switch to decaf.
- Unveil new slogan, "Vote for Dean and get one dollar off your next purchase at Blimpie."
- Marry Rachel on the final episode of "Friends."
- Don't change a thing, it's going great.
- Show a little more skin.
- Go on "American Idol" and give them a taste of those pipes.
- Start working out and speaking with an Austrian accent.
- I can't give specifics yet, but it involves Ted Danson.
- Fire the staffer who suggested I do this lousy Top 10 List instead of actually campaigning.
- Oh, I don't know -- maybe fewer, crazy, red-faced rants.
Okay, which one should he follow? I go for #4!